Oregon Vaughns

“Why do you always say ‘chunks’ around me?”

“And, I used her deodorant.”

“I have way too many hair-clips in my pocket to be a man.”

Stacey:  “Would you like to share a pear?”

Andy:  “Sure.  You could use the blood sugar and I could use the companionship.”

(while cleaning)

“Layers of coats and a plug plugged into nothing… This is like M.C. Escher.”

“Sometimes I say things I don’t really think.”

“When you drive, I feel like I’m falling.”

“You confused me into submission.”

“Want to prank call relatives?”

“It would suck to be diabetic.”