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Andy says…

Friday, July 16th, 2010

(via text from Las Vegas)

“Your dad’s drink orders (Starbucks) are borderline unreasonable… and fully incomprehensible.”

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Friday, July 2nd, 2010

(during his D&D game)

Erik: “At the end of the hall you see a noose.”

Andy: “Whose a noose?”

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Monday, June 7th, 2010

(threateningly) “If my toothbrush ends up in the shower, I am going to break something of yours.”

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Stacey:  “You are dehydrated.”

Andy (snaps):  “You don’t know anything about me.”

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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

“Rice Krispy treats make me eat too many Rice Krispies…”

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Sunday, April 4th, 2010

“Why do you always say ‘chunks’ around me?”

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Friday, April 2nd, 2010

“And, I used her deodorant.”

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Monday, February 1st, 2010

“I have way too many hair-clips in my pocket to be a man.”

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Friday, January 22nd, 2010

Stacey:  “Would you like to share a pear?”

Andy:  “Sure.  You could use the blood sugar and I could use the companionship.”

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Saturday, January 16th, 2010

(while cleaning)

“Layers of coats and a plug plugged into nothing… This is like M.C. Escher.”