Oregon Vaughns

(via text from Las Vegas)

“Your dad’s drink orders (Starbucks) are borderline unreasonable… and fully incomprehensible.”

(during his D&D game)

Erik: “At the end of the hall you see a noose.”

Andy: “Whose a noose?”

(threateningly) “If my toothbrush ends up in the shower, I am going to break something of yours.”

Stacey:  “You are dehydrated.”

Andy (snaps):  “You don’t know anything about me.”

“Rice Krispy treats make me eat too many Rice Krispies…”

“Why do you always say ‘chunks’ around me?”

“And, I used her deodorant.”

“I have way too many hair-clips in my pocket to be a man.”

Stacey:  “Would you like to share a pear?”

Andy:  “Sure.  You could use the blood sugar and I could use the companionship.”

(while cleaning)

“Layers of coats and a plug plugged into nothing… This is like M.C. Escher.”