I laughed, I cried, and so will you
So, I babysat some kids yesterday whom I have babysat for years. Well, they are not so much “kids” anymore. The girl is 11 and the boy is 14 (I started babysitting them when they were 3 and 6).
Well the boy is now at the age of being interested in girls. So, yesterday we went to the neighborhood pool, and his sister started teasing him:
“Don’t stare at all of the girls in the bikinis” she teased her brother.
At that moment, he turned to me: “You aren’t going to be wearing a bikini are you?”
My reply, “No, for your information I am not. But what would be your problem with it?” I teased.
He responded: “Well, let’s just say ‘Little Miss Mommy Body.’”
I yelled: “Did you just call me ‘Little Miss Mommy Body’?????”
His response????? “Well, the little was a bit optimistic.”
We laughed, I cried (on the inside 
)
He then tried to cover his tracks by saying that every mom suffers from “mommy body” and should wear a “mom-kini” that was a middle covered that says “work in progress”.
Finally, to try to make me feel better, he said: “Don’t worry, you will get your shape back just in time for your second child.”
August 5th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
hahahaha that was amazing
August 5th, 2009 at 8:32 pm
That’s too funny.
August 6th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
is it bad that im laughing?!
August 6th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Haha I have a feeling I know exactly who would say something like that…
August 27th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I would have pushed him in the pool.