10 things I’ve learned about being a new mom
1. Babies don’t actually need names right away. They are hardly ever called by their name anyway (sweetie, sweet-pie, angel baby, and the list goes on…)
2. There are never-ending favors that mom needs to ask dad to do!
3. Breast-feeding consumes a lot of time. Not much else can be accomplished while breast-feeding.
4. Babies don’t need many pieces of clothing. If warm enough, they can spend plenty of time in just a diaper.
5. Showering is a privilege and not a right.
6. Accomplishing one chore each day deserves praise.
7. You really can stare at a baby all day.
8. Never go anywhere without the diaper bag, not even for 5 minutes.
9. If anyone tells you that you will forget labor pains, they are lying. However, it is all worth it.
10. Dads (or non-stay-at-home parents) will never fully understand